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1. Basic Brain |
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--for Basic Science |
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-- for Clinical Core |
2. Note Lack of Eyelids
(No sleep needed) |
3. Wide Angle Eyes
(Increased Speed and Efficiency) |
4. Sonic Ears (for Inaudible Whispers from Sleeping Lecturers) |
5. Atropied Mouth (Verbal Communication Useless) |
6. Left Hand Evolved to a No. 2 1/2 Lead Pencil |
7. Most Viscera Gone |
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--Replaced by 3 Cornified Regions for Placing I.V.'s |
8. Enlarged Buttocks for Prolonged Lectures |
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9. Noticeable Lack of Gonads |
10. Suction Cup Feet for Climbing Walls |
11. Surgical Hand |
12. Carbon Dioxide and Water Vents |
13. Thumb Enlarged for Sucking-Button Pushing |
14. Enlarged Thyroid for Hyperactive Metabolic Rate |
15. Enlarged Nose for Increased Oxygen Consumption |
16. X-Ray Eyes (Quick Diagnosis) |
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